Are you a new parent? If so, I want to give you the real about what that felt like for me—a dad. But be warned! This ain’t the made-for-facebook version, meticulously crafted to present the most positive, look-at-how-great-my-life-is, you-really-should-be-a-little-bit-jealous-of-us-right-now take on how things went. This is the I-just-saw-something-both-remarkable-and-weird-and-now-I-feel-joyous-and-tired-and-relieved-and-scared version. This is how things really went….